Why The Black Eyed Peas refused to assign me as their lyricist.

Shooting bullets at my eyes. There's a flame inside.

Scorching my mind as I go.

Brainwaves of the dead pass right through you,

And you wont know when you're gonna go.

It's like a monster unleashed. A corporate one.

With a briefcase and a suit and shit.

Entrepreneurs big and small. Eat em all. Every bloody bit.

I live for the day when knocking yourself out literally means what it says.

Chop your fingers. Dip them in hot chocolate. It's a finger-lickin craze.

The melody of your remedy has turned my wallaby into a Kennedy wannabe.

It's just wordplay with senseless things to say that would make sense to the mindless.

How random things pop in your mind.

How agitation turns to bullshit.

When I'm down and I make you frown, don't worry and don't give a shit.

It's me. How I am.

If I hate you, I'll stab you right in the chest.

If I love you, I'd take a stab in the chest for you.

Cuz you're my intoxicant.
So sue me.

The Flaws Of A Woman.

"Women are difficult to understand." If you've said this sentence atleast once in your life, the chances of it being your fault are 3/3. Yes. It's your fault.

One.

You don't try to understand them.

Two.

You MAKE them difficult to understand.

Three.

You impose it as an axiom that they're just difficult to understand cause you are lazy and immature.

They carry you in their womb for 9 months, which is the toughest thing on earth. They conceive you. They mother you. They take care of you. They make sure that their son grows up to live a happy life. In the form of wives, they marry you. Again, look after you and your health. Raise your offspring with equal love.

And even after all this, what do men do? They point their fingers at women. Point out their flaws. Their weaknesses.

I, myself being a man, am not taking sides. But I point out to those whose fingers are always outstretched at the significant other.

Have you EVER tried to understand what a woman is going through?

Cause if you have, I admire you more than anyone else.

All you need to show is some respect.

My heart is filled with respect for the women of the world. Not because I have to. It's because I want to. It's because if someone has violated a woman in any form, her rights or anything else for that matter, I want to be the one to balance it for her.

And I want the other men, who think that women are Satan's spawns, to learn and appreciate a woman, too.

The world is filled with people who treat women like shit.

If I make an effort to change it, and if it HAS changed atleast a few people, i'll be more than glad.

Recently, there was an incident from my college which made the headlines of a local newspaper.

A professor sent explicit text messages to a student, asking if she wanted to sleep with him. And that wasn't the only girl who he approached. There were many others, including a few of my friends, who were approached by this man. He was aged around 30, but made marriage proposals to 17 year old students. And quite often, blackmailed them to join private tutorials or else he would fail them in examinations.

The college was rushed with political activists who wanted to sack this man, but he absconded.

I have pure hatred for people of such sorts. They have the mind of a rapist. And rape, is a terrible sin. Rapists should be skinned dry and their carcass should be fed to maggots and Incinerated and vapourized.

I always have thoughts of starting a family once I'm old enough, have kids and love my wife and kids more than anyone else. I wat to grow old with my wife, and give her the happiness that existed only in fairy tales of enchanted forests and waterfalls.

I have respected all my female friends.

I respect my mother in epic proportions.

All my sisters are loving, and more than my duty, it is my inner content that I'm a brother who's always there to protect them.

I wrote this title to grab your attention. I just wanted you to know how a woman should be treated. If you're a guy, I expect you to agree. If you're a lady, with utter respect, I hope you liked it.

And as I end this piece,

I just advise you to get to know a woman better. A friend, mother, sister, daughter.

Give them a moment, make them proud of what they are and what they give. Take time off your schedule and sit next to her, talk to her about how her day went. Make her feel loved.

And you'll feel happy for no reason at all. Because you know, that in your heart, a woman will always look after you no matter how you treat her. Might as well. Show her some love and respect. :)

Introductions suck.

"Why don't you start a blog?"

"Why doesn't The Grizzly blog?"

"Dude, you should totally start blogging."

And here I stand.

First of, I'd like to thank the people who supported/encouraged me to start a blog. Also, thanks to those who like my pieces. Appreciate it.

Just so you know, whatever is or will be written will not be to please you.

Don't like it? Don't whine. Quit reading. Resume your existence in your pathetic little world.

For those who liked it, I'm really glad. Thank you. Don't get too jumpy, though. I'm not gonna gift you a Maybach for liking it.

Right.

So, here's something about me.

I don't like to live. I just exist. So do all of you. So don't give me that "I wanna live, not exist" bullshit. I'm not gonna buy that.

You walk into the room and you stare me in the eye, you know a bolt of misery will pierce right through you, forming pyramids of insecurities that only existed in the minds of mutant superheroes injected with red and blue mutated arachnid blood.

Yes, I DO have a God. He's up there, chilling with a pack of chips in his hand, watching CID. He created you, me, and whatever you see. He's chilled out. He never asked me to worship him, although I DO worship him at times when I need a new car or something like that. I worship him in my own ways.

I don't believe in your Gods. I find mythological figures REALLY interesting and cool. And if you believe in them, I respect your beliefs. Nothing to offend in that subject.

German is a cool language.

So is gibberish.

Gender discrimination should be abolished. Although I don't like the idea of a female superhero.

A guy's ass getting saved/kicked by a girl? In both ways, it's just sadness. No offense to the ladies (Not really).

On the other hand, I'm glad they exist. Cuz they are always portrayed to be hot.

I find the Delhi/Punjabi accent to be cool.

I have mixed opinions about Gujjus. They're bastards AND cool at the same time.

I hate racial profiling. Racists are stupid.

Toxicity appeals to me. Not just the song, but everything else.

Also, I have the ability to spit out venom. But you didn't really need to know that.

I've been termed 'The Grizzly' for simple reasons;

Similarities.

I'm fat and cute and furry. Yes, I also growl. And hibernation has always been my "thing".

The Simpsons is one of the greatest show ever made. So is F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

I sometimes fantasize about having superpowers. It's a real good feeling.

If I don't like you, I will not hesitate to make it clear.

I'm cool if you don't like me. I was not created to please you. It's factual.

Also, a lot of my friends have problems with me joking about a lot of stuff. I'm the way you see me. Always bullshitting. I tend to go out of limits a lot. My friends are witnesses. But after a while, you just grow old of it and hate me from inside but try to bear with my stupid, offensive and uncalled for jokes.

And as I conclude the introduction of this blog, all I have to say is that have a good read. You never know when Grim Reaper is gonna lick the back of your neck. You get a weird feeling down your spine, and the next thing you know, you're dead.

You're roaming the hallways of Hades's arena, looking for a soulless body to "get with" cuz you're dead and want some action.

I'm sorry, I usually go off track.

Anyway, Read. Comment if necessary. Die in hell.

Thank you.

PS: I HATE YOU.